FAQs



Q:  Are you genuinely ill?
A:  No, I'm feeling fine, thank you.


Q:  So do you talk to yourself a lot, then?
A:  Constantly.  Not usually out loud, though.


Q:  Do you actually have a library and Persian rugs?
A:  Well, no, not really - but as long as I'm spinning a world for my brain's inhabitants to occupy, I feel it should have nice furnishings.  It's the least I can do for them.


Q:  Why does Jane get stuck with all the crap work?
A:  A very good question indeed.  I'd ask her, but she seems to have disappeared.

Q:  Do you do other stuff besides invent people and complain?
A:  Yes - I also quilt, lift weights, and sing karaoke.